Wet Third Base

This is third base, but specifically, oral sex. Such as wet second base, instead of fondling, would be using hte mouth on breasts.

So how far have you got with her?
Third base..
Wet?
Nah, she was gonna go down on me, but my dad came home.

by F4sh December 8, 2003

Baseball

the only sport that a player has to score from where you started, not away.

Soccer: try to kick the ball in your opponent's goal
Hockey: put the putt into the other net.
Golf: hit the golf ball to the hole that's like miles away from you.
Basketball: shoot the ball into your opponent's basket.
BASEBALL: SCORE HOME TO WIN A RUN!

by i.love.nicole September 24, 2009

cum baguette

When a man has sexual intercourse with a baguette, then removes the baguette off his cock and adds the usual condiments and has it as a wholesome lunch, dinner or brunch. {NOT A BREAKFAST FOOD}

A; I ran out of things to eat yesterday..
B; and...
A; so I had a cum baguette
B; Oh yeah, I luv cum baguettes
A; I like cheez
B; I do not
A; So did you watch 'Hot Hookers' last night?
B; Nah, I just had a cheez cum baguette (which I don't like) and consoled my self to sleep.
A; I like cheez
B; But I did tape Hot Hookers and I plan to watch it tonight. I might have a cum baguette from the reapings.
A; I do like a good cum baguette
B; As do I, without the cheez.
A; I like cheez..
A; And cum baguettes
B; I just like cum baguettes
A; Well you're just an anti-cheezite
B; That was a bad spoonerism
A; But I do like a good cum baguette
B; Well I'll see you tomorrow
A; Yeah
B; Cum baguette you later
A; Yeah, right back at you bra
B; So I'll ring you
A; Yeah, right after I have my cum baguette for breakfast
B; HEY, you can't have a cum baguette for breakfast
A; Why not?
B; Coz it ain't a breakfast food
A; I guess not, I'll just have a piece of cum toast instead
B; That's disgusting

by Gohn Gardenza January 11, 2009

Base God

Misheard lyric of Lil B. Also spelled basegod. It is actually Based God.

Joe: Oh yeah? Well I'm so base god. You should have seen the girls i was with last night.

Jerome: No. It's Based God. Lil B is gonna F**K your B***H for this.

by Rodzilla7861 January 5, 2011

baseball

Life (stupid urbandictionary is messing with the simplicity of this definition).

Person 1: Baseball is life
Person 2: That's repetitive, life is life?

by zachakabaseballgod October 16, 2006

Based Jesus

Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus.

Something people on tumblr always say.

"thank u based jesus"

by Jayy Jayy October 1, 2013

Jelly Baseball

when two males sit across from each other at a restraunt and throw jelly packets underhanded at each other. One throws while the other hits it with a butterknife

"no way, i just got a grand slam because i smeared jelly over your head"
"But you used a fork!, and the rules clearly stipulate butterknife only"

by Eric Meyer April 25, 2004