burrito monster

"A curly-haired IT professional with an insatiable appetite for burritos and dank memes
Who would win? Burrito Monster or 3 Bay City Bombers?
by Orophin_Px2 October 22, 2017
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Blazin burrito

one pissed off Mexican. or spic for tht matter
Billy: Holy shit, look at Juan!
Evan: Jesus fuck, his eyes are red!
Billy: Man, that's one Blazin Burrito
by ilikecheesepenis April 02, 2009
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Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
by bangkokbananahammock May 27, 2015
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taco bell burrito

A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.
Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.
by zombieskull August 19, 2023
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lo mein burrito

A tongue up the butthole
She gave him a lo mein burrito last night.
by HandsomeDickly2678 September 11, 2022
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Creamy Burrito

Creamy Burrito cum creampie
When you cum in a fat chicks rolls.

“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”

Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”
by The AMC club December 07, 2018
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bunny burrito

a bunny wrapped like a burrito in a cloth/towel
This is how to safely wrap up your pet rabbit in a “bunny burrito” to administer oral medications.
by iambek January 18, 2022
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