Donkey burrito

A donkey burrito is a burrito made of your best friends flaming felipes.

Dude...those rwo bwst fruemds have somw weird shit going. Did you see them last night? One of them ate the others donkey burrito.

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Red Burrito Bean Dip

When a woman dips her prolapsed vagina into a bowl of her own diarrhea.

After I gave birth, I used my Red Burrito Bean Dip with some chips and salsa.

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Taking a crap in someone's cars glove-box

That chicken was crazy she left a Brockport Burrito in Chad's glovebox

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When you shit on a bedsheet and spread it around. Then you wrap up your partner with the same sheet and leave them there.

“Dude. Emily totally wanted to brown burrito last night but I was constipated”

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a used, dirty cloth pad rolled up inside the pouch that you forgot you left in your purse the whole day

I left my reusable cloth pad in my purse all day after I used it and it turned into a stink burrito.

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A tortilla that a large man uses as a sweat towel, then is later stuffed with the traditional toppings of a bean burrito and fed to someone else.

Douchebag guy: Bahaha! your eating a fat-man burrito!

Guy eating burrito: Wtf!

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A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.

"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."

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