Boner Boy 

A respectful nickname presented to an always ready man by his lover.

Patricia exclaimed, "Bring me have that monster, Boner Boy"

Boner Boy by jiminton August 19, 2012

Boner soup

A soup so delicious that it will:
1. If of the male gender, with one sip of boner soup, you will become instantly erect foravar.

2. If of the female gender, with one sip of boner soup, you instantly grow a penis which will instantly become erect.

3. If of the she-man gender, with one sip of boner soup, you still get an erect penis.

4. Yummy!

5. Full of sweet, sweet protein.

6. A soup that has boners in it.

Dad: Here's some chicken noodle soup!

Toddler Girl: No! I want some boner soup!

Dad: Haha, just like your mother! Good girl!

Toddler Girl: Yummy!

Boner soup by Fat shadow August 25, 2010

Boner Baby 

A medical phenomenon where a newborn infant achieves an erection while passing through the birth canal. The sensation that the infant experiences when his erection comes into contact with his mother's vulva may sometimes cause small amounts of ejaculation. This ejaculate will either shoot onto the delivering doctor's face (see: bukkake), or will enter the mother's vaginal opening. In the instance of the latter, the mother may become pregnant with her newborn son's semen. The resulting child will be the product of the Boner Baby's. Because Boner Baby Syndrome (BBS) is a hereditary trait, the cycle may continue indefinitely.

Consequently, those born with a hermaphroditic condition (also known as Ensignitis) may also be capable of BBS.

Lawmakers and moral philosophers have argued for decades over whether or not the sexual contact between a mother and her newborn son is considered consensual or rape.

"Because Lutz was born a Boner Baby, his younger brother was also his son. His life was wracked with confusion. This (and, of course, myriad other reasons) prevented him from losing his virginity until he was 46."

"Dana was alarmed to learn that, after a long and difficult labor process, that she was impregnated again by her own son Loh. However, she describes the sensation as 'the most AEPhantastic orgasm I've ever experienced'."

"Ensign I fucking hate you, you hermaphrodite"

Boner Baby by Pastel Redd March 9, 2012

Boner garage 

the biggest pussy/fag you will ever meet, 100% of the time referring to persons named Kaden Costello

Dude Kaden had so much dick last night he was literally a boner garage

Boner garage by Justguythings March 11, 2017

Boner Da Great 

If you're gay, well even if you're not gay, but love cock. Not just in your butt, but in your mouth, ear, nose, or if you just love holding them, then you can easily be classified as a Boner Da Great. One who does not discriminate against weiners of any race, size, shape, or form, as long as it has a head and at least one testicle they are all wlecome.

Wow, I went over to Boner Da Greats and he tried to suck my fuckin cock off, but I just reversed it and gave him da Cheetofinga

Boner Da Great by Chester Cheetofinga April 30, 2006

Boner Poison 

Noun: Someone/something that ruins a pristine moment or generally shits all over what was supposed to be a good moment.

*see buzzkill

Verb: (Poisoning one's boner) the act of being boner poison.

Noun: Drake was total Boner Poison when he only took one vicodin, leaving me one pill short of what shouldve been an amazing high.

Verb: By taking only one vicodin, Drake poisoned my boner.

Boner Poison by Sneaky lopez July 10, 2010

Boner Cats 

Cats (cool people) that walk around with boners all over the vases, and break the fine china.

A Boner Cats just walked through my home and destroyed my very expensive three-dimensional art. :(

Boner Cats by Bitches. The Man August 13, 2011