Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.
When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy
by roxxyfoxxyy November 09, 2018
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block cup

The act of repeatedly playing flip cup with a mobile table in the middle of the street in a circular manner around one's block after being angrily rejected from a back yard by one's neighbors. May include angry neighbors who fail to recognize the significance of depositing empty cans in said neighbor's mailboxes, and hurried dashes down major highways while carrying a table containing party cups, empty cans, and a rack of beer. May lead to arrest.
Dude, i can't believe we played block cup around your block after getting kicked out of the backyard by your old grumpy neighbors. That was the shit!
by Ry-lo September 15, 2007
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instant block

When he or she gets mad and instantly blocks you on a social media site.
Man, my so-called friend just instant blocked me on Facebook.
by cakenbake March 26, 2014
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Crammer's block

Crammer's block is a situation that happens when you cant remember anything in the exam room, even if you have been cramming before the exam.
Tia: i cant beleive after staying up all night i could not remember anything.....damn crammer's block
by dai.ali March 20, 2013
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block post

A block post is a complaint post about people who block. Apparently blocking with no rhyme nor reason. The ironic thing is the people who complain about being blocked are usually the worst blockers.
Kyree was at it again: no one was replying to his block post about his being unjustly blocked because he himself had blocked most of those he expected to respond! Not too bright, our Kyree.
by Chuck_Tom June 01, 2018
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Memer's block

The act of being unable to come up with new memes and/or filling in the pieces to create the comedic phrasing and effect that you desire
I've got this really funny idea for a new meme, but I've got terrible memer's block.
by Portiff Digrissim July 30, 2019
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Cock Block

Someone who either intentionally or unintentionally prevents two people from having any kind of intimate contact. Usually done out of jealousy or because of poor perception of social cues.

Methods of cock blocking can include calling one or the other person's cellphone, not leaving them alone, carrying on a pointless conversation, or saying unflattering things about one or both of them.
Did you see Dave and Ashley at the party last night? Joey was being a total cock block to them. He wouldn't let them do anything together.
by Xenon32 March 01, 2010
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