Australia

How do Australians live upsidown? I want to know!

David: Did you see the massive spider on Twitch yesterday

Kallen: Heh, Only in Australia :)

by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 17, 2022

Australian boomarang

When your jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and bounces back and hits your face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Australian boomarang

When you're jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and hits you in the face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Australian Creampie

When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich

“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich”

by Haymen81 August 29, 2022

Australian Kiss

A very reassuring, non-sexual kiss to the hand, cheek, or forehead to represent love and kindness. Often done by Australian stepmothers to their step sons when meeting them.

Son: stepmom gave me an Australian kiss when we met!
Father: she must cherish you!

by CashMoneyK420 September 26, 2022

Australian rim job

A butt licking that is counter clockwise

I think I will mix it up tonight and give Holly an Australian rim job

by rockitjony October 2, 2022

Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022