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Almaximus Anus

An almaximus anus is a creature with rare disabilities and has the urge retardate in formidable areas of the city Bergen.
This is a weak creature and has a superior creature named after the nazis
Almaximus Anus goes by the nickname Anus after its own braincell capacity cant handle the pressure of learning the alfabet. Which just leads to impossibilities Anus can’t process.
U can find this creature in formidable areas like the woods, on a party with his head in a bowl and Nadia’s house.
-Damn u done did some Anus shit
-Almaximus Anus dat weed hit different
-løp for livet Anus! Kamego e på bussen!!!
by asertyuikbvc January 20, 2022
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8-Bit Anus

An accurate description of Walmart's "spark" logo.
The Walmart spark logo totally looks like an 8-bit anus. Like, if they showed you Donkey Kong's asshole in 1982, that's totally what it would have looked like. Just try to unsee it.
by Air Base Hooker January 21, 2022
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Anus busters

Immaturely naming Dave & Busters for comedic reasoning. Primarily used in “New York.”
*phone rings*
“What you want?”
“We goin anus busters.”
“Bet.”
by AnusBusters January 21, 2022
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Anus

Omg, her anus is so weird
by anonymous May 25, 2022
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Anu

Anu was a supreme male Sky God with high authority in the past.
After that, Anu became known as a mother deity in the irish mythology who stants for clean rivers, seas, forests, the earth, motherhood and fertility.
Then, Anu was known for being the scource of good and the ultimate good.

This explains, why Anu is connected to the sky and the earth in a positive way.
A good deity.
Anu can mean Sky and Heavenly but also Earth.
Anu also means good.
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anus clintwood

Anus Clintwood is someone who has failed in life and their parents are very much disappointed in them, they work at a girl's school and they have a Japanese wife that is preggo. their dad's name is Jeff and Anus thinks it's a good idea to call his child that. he loves saying "am I going to have to give you an infringement for improper use of technology. He also loves to creep through people's emails
Person 1: Anus clintwood is soooooo annoying
Person 2: yes but, he looks like Andrew Garfield
Person 1: ON GOD
by jericc is my son June 1, 2022
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Tornado anus dragon

An act in which one goes to a Taco Bell, eats at least 5 packs of Diablo hot sauce, goes home climbs into the drying machine on max heat and proceeds to shit multiple times while tumbling around in the participants feces.
Me and my boys went to Taco Bell on Saturday night, little did I know that we’d end up doing the tornado anus dragon.
by Circle Mali 35 April 4, 2022
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