Alpha Male

Many people beleive an Alpha Male is a man who is the leader of a pack, dominant, or an agressive male. Fuck these stone age definitions. I will define a true ALPHA MALE in modern society, simply in three parts:

1. A known statistic today is, for every 1 male who has sex there are 2 women having sex, the reason for this statistic is becuase alpha males are the ones who are having all sex, while Beta males sit on the side lines watch this happen.

2. Modern Alpha males dictate their own reality, Alpha's effortlessly change brain patterns of poeple around them,women and men around alpha's feel their strong character and charisma and naturally gravitate and follow thier leadership skills, this is why women beleive everything we say is knowledgable or humerous and subconsiously fall into our laps.

3. Alpha's are frequenlty being considered self-centered assholes. However this could not be further from the truth. We as Alpha males do not cater or sympathize to emtional garbage from insecure women and Beta males, that is not a part of our reality. We see situations in life as our personal stage and have full knowledge and understanding that we control the reality around us, there for the ladys will always have sex with us and the guys will always want to be us.

Becuase I am an Alpha Male I can make friends with lots of women and have sex with all of them and not one of the women would feel devalued or any less of a friend to me

by Bank$$$ December 18, 2007

sigma alpha epsilon

sigma alpha epsilon is a group of people in a greek organizaation that was founded in 1856
one of the coolest groups ofdudes
boys clubs.. what?!
most diverse

i thought about pledging for sigma alpha epsilon

by tuyshort February 1, 2008

the alphabet of manliness

The debut book release by web author "maddox" (real name;George Ouzounian)
should be funny.

eli is gonna jack off to maddoxs new book "the alphabet of manliness"

by pacey June 11, 2006

Alpha Male

Those who are born feeling that the world just "isn't right" and it's their job to make it right. Will do anything to gain control of people and bend them to their will. Forces ideologies on all people, friend and foe, domestic and foreign.
Has no sense of reasoning except rationalization, which may you note is coming up with reasons after-the-fact. Completely and totally reactionary.
World renowned for creating illth (in place of wealth) and convincing people there is really wealth.
Usually identifiable by their ape-like complexion and ape-like actions. (They're a regressive force in evolution - things always flow both ways)
Stereotypically, what every marine wants to be.

The alpha maleseat first: the runts of the litter get whatever is left over.

by crowley unincarnate January 22, 2005

alphabeticalize

v. To arrange in alphabetical order for easier viewing

alphabeticalization
n. The act of alphabeticalizing

alphabeticalizology
n. The study of alphabeticalization

Be sure to alphabeticalize the list to make it more readable.

by JR11 May 12, 2006

alphabeticalize

v. To arrange in alphabetical order for easier viewing

Alphabeticalizing is most useful in situations where organization is important. The word "alphabeticalize" is simply the phrase "put in alphabetical order," condensed into a single word.

alphabeticalization
n. The act of alphabeticalizing

The list was alphabeticalized so it was easier to read.

by JR11 June 1, 2006

Alphabet

slang for LGBT person

why has the alphabet been growing so much recently?

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