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No, it's not his age! It's not her age! Missy (The bitch that MJ tried to set me up with, got a boyfriend, and then came and fucked the retard anyways) was MY age! I dodged that one didn't I? Saw that one coming a mile away!
Hym "You know and I know that it has nothing to do with age. HE IS A RETARD IN THE GROUP HOME YOU WORK AT AND IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIRED YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HIM WITHOUT GETTING FIRED! SEX-BASED DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE. That's what it is! But because you can't be expected to turn down fat cocks for any reason (up to and including retards and children) shit like this happens."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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The golden age of America

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025
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ag lad

A guy that studies agriculture in uni. Usually fit, will leave you on read for months but text 'u up?' at 2am, rarely make appearances in class, is more committed to his tractor than you, and there seems to be tomfoolery that follows him where ever he goes...
"Oi! What's that lad doing? Did he down thirteen pints and is now swinging a road cone at a gardi?"
"Ah here he's an ag lad, didn't you know?"
by ucdconfess November 29, 2022
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Age Traveller

Kyle M.
Age Traveller is defined as an unsolved mystery. Really there is no explanation on how you go from 1 age to another in 1 week and then you demote yourself to the age under again.

Unsolved Mystery.
by TheUnknownDictionaryMan January 18, 2021
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Ag

A shortened version of the word ‘agony’. Is used to express suffering, or in moments of extreme laughter (e.g. ‘dying’ of laughter). Ag can be used for moments of minor inconvenience; for example having to lean over to turn your light switch on in the morning, or more extreme moments of suffering such as losing a loved one.
My ag has just been induced because the wind blew away my marijuana.

That film had me in ag, it was so funny!
by BV Pogue May 17, 2022
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Age

Age
by lezeux September 12, 2019
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