front muffin

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.
by maximarsergee February 01, 2010
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an "at home hang-out" with only male friends
*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"
by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022
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Front-stabber

Someone who tells you the truth to your face, instead of talking smack about you behind your back. It could be a friend who loves you, or a jerk who hates you. Chances are, it’s not your mom.
She was a true front-stabber, meaning she didn’t mind spilling the truth, face to face, and then, she twisted that knife just a little.
by Undo_Save? April 04, 2021
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How da O.K. Corral was after Mr. Earp and his law-enforcement associates engaged in their famous shootout and subdued or eliminated all of da noisily-gun-blasting outlaws.
If da outlaw gang "Cowboys" had simply followed da "no guns within city limits" ordinance and thus not run afoul of da local marshals, things might have remained "all qwyatt on the western front" for everyone involved.
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 05, 2022
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small front

She's got a small front for a thick girl
by -TheRealFrit- January 22, 2016
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No Front

When you want to say something to someone who may take it personal but assure them that it’s not meant to be offensive.
Tyler: No Front, your hair is fucked up
by TraynXX April 15, 2020
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