creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Shit Snack

A person, place, thing, or idea which brings to mind the act of or is of comparable unpleasantness to eating, or "snacking" on shit.

"Hey! You know who is a total shit snack? Ronnie Radke!"
"I've heard every one of his shows is a total shit snack."

by BlackMetalBarbie August 5, 2025

Snack whore

A female who drives the beer cart on the golf course.

Hey bro, don’t hit yet I see the Snack Whore coming up the cart path.

by RudeGypsy October 28, 2021

Snack Packing

When a man jizzes in someones ass and proceeds to eat it out of them with a spoon, like a pudding cup

Hey did you see me totally snack packing that guys dad. Guy if you are reading this, you know who you are-

by Seidel546 July 24, 2021

Snack Snitch

Implies someone is always in the break room and “reporting” to the boss

“Snack snitch waddles from the vending machine to the boss’s office like it’s a relay race, one hand full of chips, the other full of excuses”

by Snack snitch June 23, 2025

frantic snacking

A lesbian quickie.

Josie and Hailey enjoy "frantic snacking" between classes.

by Shinwa May 14, 2014

Quick Snack

When someone shits in someone else's mouth, and the receiving party ingests said shit.

I just quick snacked an old lady

by Halfasianwithabigcock June 7, 2016