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Jesse

A guy that has a 69 inch long schlong. He shoots harder than John Wilkes Booth. Jesse is hot and sexy.
I wish i was Jesse.
by Noobmaster69420lol August 16, 2020
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Hey pretty girl that has very high standards, she usually doesn’t have any crushes and it’s rare when she does. She is an amazing friend and someone great to be around!
Person one: “wow she’s so pretty!”
Person two: “I know it’s because her name is Jess!”
by Jordyn <33 ! November 30, 2021
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I don’t like you but i’ll always love you. And not like that, but i just wanna get it out. You’ve fucked up a lot and i don’t like the things you do. But im always here.
Jesse is not jb
by youmayfindyourselfhere July 20, 2024
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a god amongst men who will rise to power overruling the Fortnite kids and becoming one of them in the process of exterminating them where he will then parish and kick God out of heaven and become the new god in power.
man that guy is definitely gonna be a Jesse when he grows up
by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021
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I bet he has a Jesse
by Words2021 November 23, 2021
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A boyfriend who is being a “Jesse”- someone who is very clingy and smothering. They’re always two feet behind their significant other.

“A Jesse”- is a person who is a stage 11 clinger and constantly blows someone’s phone up and always wants to be around you.
Please give me some space and stop being a “Jesse”.
by Sally.witten October 6, 2021
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a No Game having faggot that gets friendzoned all the time, jesse is a story teller.. he likes to puff his chest out when in reality hes a complete pussy
yo jesse is a chester , lol

lmao.. i already knew that he made out with a freshman
by The 13 rules January 11, 2020
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