69

nice

Friend: "Hey what's 2+3?" You: "69" Friend: "Nice"

by Mr. Cheat April 8, 2021

69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 2, 2023

69%

The percentage of white male deaths by suicide.
Use this whenever someone's being transphobic.

Basement Dweller: "Go 41% yourself, t****y!"

Paradigm of morality: "69% Almost a passing grade."

by PedophileHunter2291 April 11, 2024

Rizz ohio poggers grimace shake 69 420 sussy baka amogus drip amongus

Bro is trying to fit in💀

person: Rizz ohio poggers grimace shake 69 420 sussy baka amogus drip amongus
person 2: bro thats so old💀

by pseudonympseudonymwastakenpseu November 13, 2023

69

when the long thing goes in her mouth

Ronny thank you for doing 69 with me

by zapac January 12, 2022

69

simultaneous oral sex by opposite or same sex. commonly done by aligning yourself parallel to your partner but in opposite direction and give oral sex.

we did 69 last night!
babe, how about we do 69?

by HippoStalker June 27, 2022

69

A number that isn't nice at all, other than the fact it's the same if you turn it upside down. You can't just name a sex position after a 2 digit number.
Fuck all the unfunny sex jokes that appear everywhere.

65 sixty five
66 sixty six
67 sixty seven
68 sixty eight
69 *OMG GASP UUUUURGH IM DYING LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH*
70 seventy
71 seventy one

by Applepippin February 27, 2023