The 12:01 Effect

The feeling of confusion after new years has already come and you have twenty people in your house just standing there because all the excitement is over with.

Party host: Well everyone the 12:01 effect has set in so get the fuck out of my house.

by Thetruther123 January 2, 2012

For the past...12 years

A meme from a drag queen named Jasmine Masters. When describing something you haven’t done or had for a while you use this phrase. It can also be used when someone keeps doing something.

“You’ve been singing that same song for the past...12 years!!”

by SekcB March 24, 2020

12 year old

A 12 year old is simply a person who is 12 years of age. The stereotypical 12 year old is an immature kid who acts like they are older than they are. While this applies to some kids it DEFINITELY does not apply to all. I know 12 year olds who are kind and caring and smart and funny and all things good. But I also know kids who swear 1000000 times in each sentence and use “gay” as an insult which is pretty rude. But most kids do not fit into these categories and are in between. These kids are more common than the perfect or horrible kids that people say all 12 year olds are. 12 year olds are just people in an awkward stage of their life. No need to be rude or place stereotypes. 😊

A possible conversation (I have witnessed)
What some 12 year olds say:

Person 1: yo dude are you 12? I bet you are just some idiot. Or are you one of those sick-up nerds? Either way you suck
Person 2: Yes I am 12. The fact you think I am an idiot makes you gay.
Person 2: hey I am 12 and I am just myself. No need to be rude about it.

by Black_Rose13 July 10, 2021

12:00 Flasher

Noun

Computer Help Desk Technician's public enemy #1. A person who is so inept with technology, everything in his/her house is flashing "12:00" at all times.

Computer Help Desk Technician: "Thank you for calling the Computer Help Desk, how may I help you?"
User: "Yeah. My internet ain't workin?"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "What browser are you using sir?"
User: "Windows XP"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "No no. Not your operating system, what do you use to go on the internet?"
User: "My laptop"
Computer Help Desk Technician: "Ok. Let's try this. When you go on the Internet, do you click on a big blue E? or a red fox?"
User: "I click on Start"
Computer Help Desk Technician: *Puts User on Hold* "Looks like we got a 12:00 Flasher here boys. I'll be skipping my lunch today"

by Figa Hunter November 7, 2013

muh 12 valve

Most asskicking, pussy slayin, bald eagle murica motor ever put in a truck. MOOSE POWA!!!! 6 in a row ready to tow, 8 in a V sit down to pee

I was Rollin coal in muh 12 valve

by Window Licker69 May 29, 2017

12 Pound Pussy

A Gigatic pussy usually related to a girl who is a huge bossy bitch. Her pussy is likely able to eat small children and anything as heavy as a good sized watermelon. The 12 pound pussy likely has teeth and is very susceptible to crotch rot.

Guy 1: " Wow... my supervisor is a bitch!"

Guy 2: " Ya man, i bet she has got a 12 pound pussy, you better keep your hands away or she could swallow it hole!"

Guy 1: "Thanks for the heads up man"

by AvengerMan September 30, 2009

12/21/2012

Apocalypse, the end of the final backturn in the Mayan calendar, resulting in the complete destruction of mankind.

X: What's today?
Y: December 20, 2012, why?
X: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!! TOMORROW'S 12/21/2012!!! APOLCALYPSE MOFO! CECIL BD AT URBANDICTIONARY SAID SO!!!

by Cecil B. D. September 12, 2005