Jacob Martin

Smart guy that likes doctor who

Yo that Jacob martin Guy is Weird!

by ZackAttack117 October 30, 2019

Caley Jacobs

The most perfect girl that u will ever meet. Incredibly smart, athletic, and pretty, nice, and funny. Will roast u if u give her a reason too. She is extremely good at soccer/ futsal and is worth getting to know because every guy needs a girl like her in his life. Her favorite word is sweetie, and is totally worth getting to know. I'm sorry if u don't have one of these girls because they are amazing.

Caley Jacobs are always pretty

by Yager4 July 12, 2017

Smol Jacob

Smol Jacob is a small man or woman with a unibrow and a semi moustache.

Smol Jacob is someone who’s under 5ft and walks around with a bag bigger than themselves.

Man one: ayo smol Jacob WHATS up diggity dog and how’s yo unibrow going?

Smol Jacob: Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’s’sy’es are you and what are you doing in my home?

by Whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ie’ November 28, 2019

Jacob high

Short gay round and likes drink

Likes managers who he can't get
Let me some of that belly he said
Yada yeet

The Jacob high was spotted entering a candy store. He never returned but was later found dead in the stock room eating candy. Defined

by Yamyam44 February 27, 2023

Jacob GB

A small dwarf that think his funny but can't shut up that uses the same roast but then gets quiet when roast back. You can also found Jacob GB at a homeless shelter drinking 0.0 alcohol beer

Jacob GB is the most annoying guy i ever meet

by EatThatPp May 15, 2022

Jacob’s balls

Manky, wrinkly things that he likes to rub in everybody’s face and when they faint he has some yummy times with them as he infects them with blue waffles

Man I hate Jacob’s balls

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Jacob Sloan

A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.

Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.

by Animal Welfare May 11, 2019