Jacob Harris

A little annoying rat that poops his pants and doesn't clean it up and eats way to much cheese.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.
Jacob Harris says "NbA 2K iS gOoD gUyS i SwEaR"
by Wee Tod October 29, 2020
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Jacob satorius

He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted
When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”
by Austicspinner March 05, 2018
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Jacorn on the Jacob

“This Jacorn on the Jacob is undercooked, I think I have salmonella.”
“Aha! Deep down I always knew you were a raw chicken.”
by Xylo April 22, 2020
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Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids
Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids
by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022
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jacob shartorious

ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.
jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.
by the not a meme August 12, 2017
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Jacob Saggertaggers

a monstrous “music artist” that is popular with 12 year olds
“Have y’all heard of Jacob Saggertaggers new song? is as disgusting as a smokers computer!”
by .ayano aishi. October 30, 2019
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Jacob Faraldo

Jacob is Saugus High Schools Running Back, and he proves that size does not matter. Jacob is one of the strongest running backs to ever play for saugus. He received 26 touchdowns for his freshman season and more to come. Jacob is #26 of the football team. His best friend, Cody, is the #5 Quarterback for the team.
Hey, have you seen jacob faraldo stats for the game against valencia high school? he destroyed them!?
by SCV REPORTS May 12, 2019
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