J-Crewin it

If your J-Crewin it your not in sweats, but your not dressed up. Also,when your J-Crewin it you can't have jeans on, you must have khakis or nicer on.

Bob:"You look nice today"

Sally:"Not really, I'm just J-crewin it.

Bob:"Oh, ........OK.

by Mado1243 December 14, 2009

j dubbers

A common phrase to descibe a stupid arrogant potato-headed cuntface. They will often claim to be brilliant at english when, in fact, they're utter shit and have the IQ of a 4 year old. Will also often masturbate over mario, pokèmon and WWE until the age of 21 where they will die of retardism, herited from mothers who earn £7,000 a year or less.

Note- often strangly resembles the Michelin Man.

"Look kieran, that mother has a j dubbers!"
"Oh god, i do feel sorry for her having look at such a vile specimen"

by Jackwarren July 4, 2016

J-Leezy

This bastered violated not only me but my uncle and my dogs he is short in height and in langth and is a wanted criminal.

J-leezy is gay lol

by Buckey September 18, 2021

Little J

When you masterbate and cum in your belly button. Due to the difficulty, it usually results in someone cumming on their chest.

I just took 5 minutes to Little J before my friends came over.

by ISleptWithYourSister December 9, 2020

Polo J

A billion dollar minded boy from East Africa who has dreams, Joachim Seti

it’s yo boy Polo J

by Yo boy Polo J December 13, 2021

Yee J

Another term use to call a species of low ranking demons called DJ

We have descended to the lowest part of hell. Let's hope we don't run into a Yee J.

by gloglo_jaxx September 5, 2019

The J. Nelson

- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front

"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"

by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 6, 2011