sloppy asshole

An asshole that has cum all over it

Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.

by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016

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January Asshole

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.

"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."

by CakeBadger March 3, 2015

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tangling asshole

Ones definition of butthole play with someone that they work closely with.

Singlularty of tangling assholes

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We had to separate the retired testers because they spent all their time tangling assholes...

by Fuzzy Furlong May 26, 2016

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sleeper asshole

one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole

she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!

by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019

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respected asshole

Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.

Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.

2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"

by noneofyourfuckingbusness October 21, 2012

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Asshole Conduit

When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.

I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.

by Nickel Sack13 April 16, 2019

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