Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.

Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard

by 1upChuka July 7, 2009

Low-Tard

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...

Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....

by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011

tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

M-Tarded

A Mexican who lives in America, but does not understand, or pretends to not understand the English language.

Also see M-Tard

That new employee Jose is such a M-Tard. He knew what I meant when I said "make sure you get my rims clean" -OR- Consuela starts acting M-Tarded around me when I ask her to clean the house better, or if she missed a spot on the floor.

by nostopin September 5, 2010

Boa Tarde

Portuguese greeting for Good Afternoon.

Boa Tarde pessoal!
Good afternoon everyone!

by maxvp January 15, 2012

Tard Botch

Retarded Bitch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!

by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh October 6, 2008

pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....

While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......

by Quills13 September 7, 2013