Cock Smoker

1. People who actively burn penis or penises and proceed to suck on it.
2. Another name for a toothy blow job.

WOAH, your penis looks terrible, is your girlfriend a cock smoker?

by Side Burny’s May 12, 2020

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

cock suckerberg

when someone sprays you with semen while wearing a Mark Zuckerberg mask, and screaming out cock sucker.

Hunter: I totally got cock suckerberg'd last night by Andrew

Andrew: yoo I didn't do that, Jarrell did

Jarrell: I just used my orbital cannon in my pants

by dirty cumsock January 25, 2023

Suck my cock

Give me head

Suck my cock pls

by 😱😱😱😱 May 19, 2024

cock puff

when an uncircumcised penis becomes cheesy within the folds

My European friend had a bad case of cock puff.

by Pussy Cat 21 December 27, 2010

Hypnotic Cock

Something so enchanting and mesmerizing that it triggers a mental climax.

“Did you go to that Halsey concert? It was SO hypnotic cock.”

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

Cock Tire

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.

Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."

by Pripyat November 28, 2020