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by billy suckdicksixtynine June 5, 2019

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

Cocked on

Cocked on could mean many things; Only use this phrase when you’re enraged at people online for doing either dumb acts or you win a 1v1 to be more specific! But cocked on can almost be used in any conversation at your expense. This is a very sacred phrase to me use this at your discretion !

“Get cocked on” Him: “I just died!” Me: “haha cocked on” “

by Local mi1f February 10, 2022

Cock

N. Short term for rooster you dirty minded cu- cutie

The cock had white saliva pouring out of its mouth.

by Flippo_da-cow_Momma December 14, 2021

black cock

when a black guy has a cock

look at the big black cock

by wocky nuts masta March 16, 2021

cock gobbling slut waffle

You.

You fucking cock gobbling slut waffle!!

by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

cock suckerberg

when someone sprays you with semen while wearing a Mark Zuckerberg mask, and screaming out cock sucker.

Hunter: I totally got cock suckerberg'd last night by Andrew

Andrew: yoo I didn't do that, Jarrell did

Jarrell: I just used my orbital cannon in my pants

by dirty cumsock January 25, 2023