Cock Block

A Cock Block is some who is a compete cunt but also blocks you out

You're being a complete Cock Block today Harry

by ovlavla July 2, 2016

assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021

Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018

cock wok

1. Noun: A cock wok is a wok you put your cock in
2. Adjective: Another word for asshole
3. Verb: To cock wok is to put your cock in a cock wok.

1: A cock wok is a perfect birthday present.
2. Adam stole my shit, what a cock wok.
3. I got one for my birthday so I cock wok daily

by Sir Pentious March 11, 2024

Cock

short term for penis. why did you search this up?

Mom: how big is your cock
Tom: about 5 inch
Mom: nice cock!

by pseudonymballsidkwhatimdoing May 21, 2024

drain cock

A bull dike lesbian. A female (wannabe male) that has a drain in the private parts instead of a spigot.

Hey Jane! How did your date go with Pat the other night? It was going well until I went to grab his dick and he ended up being a drain cock.

by Tennessee Pelt August 2, 2011

cock creeping

the female equivalent of a pussy patrol.

yeah sarah, let's go on a cock creep!

yeah beth, i loved it last night when we were cock creeping!

by THECOOL> January 2, 2012