Pull a Monzer

Kissing a man until his bollock turns blue and explodes

Don’t pull a monzer with your date tonight

by Burslemsam April 10, 2024

Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

pulled hamstring

Josh pulled his hamstring running what an idiot

Yo I heard he pulled hamstring like a pro

by Jardaman September 15, 2013

Pulling a Musselman

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.

Steve:i think i will get the waffles

Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Jeff: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman

by musselman123 December 11, 2011

Pulling a Tim

Taking Friday afternoon off - it's a holiday... right?

It's too nice outside to be working this afternoon - I'm pulling a Tim.

by PullingaTim June 23, 2023