thots before cocks

like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"

"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...

by KatieWonder113 April 23, 2017

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Get the thots before cocksmug.

duck your cock

When you planning on celebrating steak and blowjob day on March 14, but auto correct intervenes, again.

I want to put some shrimp on the barbie, find a hot Sheila, have some steaks and duck your cock. Damnit autocorrect I meant suck.

by JZKees March 13, 2022

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Get the duck your cockmug.

cock tiddle

Slang phrase for a cocktail or another name for testicles

“Let’s go get a couple cock-tiddles.” Or “Chad’s tiny cock tiddles almost make his dick look big”

by ChadTanner69 October 29, 2017

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Cock gleam

The glisten on a penis caused by vaginal fluid.

As Sir Hemingworth neared the peak of his pleasure, he withdrew at the last moment, his desire surging like a tide against the shore. In the golden morning light of the Quantocks, his glistening length stood proud, a sword of passion poised above Lady Buchanon’s heaving bosom. The slick cock gleam upon him caught the sun’s glow, like Excalibur itself, majestic, potent, and honking like a fish mongers cuff

by Joe Smiff February 16, 2025

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