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No Bitches Syndrome

The absolute inability to acquire ang bitches whatsoever ; bitch-less. Although very uncommon, there are few instances where it can be cured.
“Ahh damn bro got No Bitches Syndrome
“His ass got no bitches lmaooooo
“She gets no bitches”
by Not.Diesel August 5, 2022
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zestynegro syndrome

Whenever two black men have sex and one gets pregnant, once the pregnant man shits the baby out the baby then crawls out and licks his pregnant fathers nutsack. Since there is no woman in this situation the baby has to get nutrients from the father's penis turning the baby zesty and causing zesty negro syndrome
"That dude has the zestynegro syndrome."
by sussy dad May 21, 2023
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Skinny Nigga Syndrome

AKA That one nigga who keeps stealing your food at lunch/fat ass nigga.
When this happens to a nigga, they always be askin for your food whether that be in class or at lunch. Skinny Nigga Syndrome is not contagious and is hard to overcome for those who suffer from it.
Darius: Aye nigga u got food?
Jayden: Damn nigga! Always asking for food u got skinny nigga syndrome or sum fat ass nigga?
by Randomwigga_ August 16, 2024
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irritable Powell syndrome

(n) a rare but serious effect, most noted by journalist Tucker Carlson, wherein Sidney Powell gives you earful in reaction to numerous interview requests.

Interview requests that ask you to talk, on air, about highly consequential, ongoing litigation

Etymology: cf. Sidney Powell; a federal attorney, best known for her defense of Michael Flynn and for having brass balls bigger than most men in Washington DC
Maria Bartiromo from CNBC knows how to get an interview without causing irritable Powell syndrome // she's also rather hot
by Content-ment411 December 21, 2020
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tupperware syndrome

Originated in the card game, Top2Bottom...in gay world, it means being the only top in a sea of bottoms...like when you can't find a matching top to your Tupperware
NYC has a serious case of Tupperware syndrome...there are bottoms everywhere and no tops to be found. Just look at your grindr screen
by Top2Bottom April 21, 2014
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Gojo Syndrome

A mental illness where the patient is affected by Gojo’s overwhelming beauty, leading to an addiction. Normally, those with Gojo Syndrome has their mind flooded by him in a week or less. Eventually, all they can talk about is Gojo.
person 1: The sky looks very blue today. There’s a lot of clouds too.

person 2: Yeah. Blue like Gojo’s eyes. Clouds are white, like Gojo’s hair.

person 1: You need to see a therapist, I think you have Gojo Syndrome.
by gojo is hot as hell November 30, 2023
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Mary Jensen Syndrome

From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.
Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome
by Lavynia May 19, 2018
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