Cock lovers 3000

When you and your gay friend and his lover love cocks ❤️

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by O'Neko April 22, 2022

Cock Mogging

To be 'mogged' by a cock, or for someone to have a more appealing penis than you (usually via size).

"Haha, I'm totally cock mogging your tiny stub!"

by LunaticCultist9987 November 24, 2024

Cock au two

Flying "The Bird" (middle finger) with both hands at someone acting in a manner of dickishness.

My "cock au two" rose to the occasion when Vince decided to ditch out on the group during last night's pub crawl.

by DSMarauder March 27, 2011

Cock and balls

Something that’s very yummy

“I’m gonna eat some cock and balls and cream on them”

by Fatcockandballspseudym January 13, 2023

cock skivols

This penis shrivels up so small and tight that it disappears into itself and is flush to the stomach like it didn't exist.

That skanky bitch gave me the worst case of cock skivols.

by WhiteyGotMeDown78 June 4, 2014

cock blockdown

(n) When a global pandemic lockdown prevents one from scoring sexually.

See "cock block".

1) "I'm so horny, and I don't know when I'll get laid. I wish this cock blockdown was over."

2) "new covid 19 regulations in place: we are in cock blockdown"

by cattwoood September 24, 2020

Cock Slap

When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.

You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun

by Giant Testicles December 5, 2019