The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Hot men

None of them exist

Friend:have you seen any hot men recently

Me:none of them exist

by Emma_likesurbandictionary.com July 20, 2021

hot cupcake

When someone sticks their finger down your ass crack as it’s showing out the top of your pants.

Husband - “Don’t give me a hot cupcake while I’m fixing the plumbing.”
Wife - “No promises.”

by Kris10/10 December 23, 2017

Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Jamaican hot sauce

Jamaican hot sauce is when you have diarrhea, and mix it into someone’s weed stash

Alex was being a dick so I hit his stash with the ole Jamaican hot sauce

by Jimothy Crimjims January 15, 2024

Hot Diggity Dick

Mickey Mouses Dick

Jim:What'd you have for breakfast this morning
Carl:Hot Diggity Dick

by boitheboi April 24, 2019

Hot Carli

The tantric version of the Hot Carl, by taking Imodium thus delaying the facial release and intensifying the gratification.

Excitedly grabbing the Imodium from the medicine cabinet, Dan couldn’t believe Samantha was finally agreeing to the Hot Carli and 48 hours later the Saran Wrap was a streamy mess.

by Diego Havkson February 11, 2018