your ass hurts

expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.

Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!

by Joe Sausage May 19, 2005

Slap-ass Day

A day in a school, usually Middle or High school, where teenagers go around slapping each others butts for the fun of it. Common for a guy to slap a girl's ass, a girl to slap a guy's, or two female friends to slap each other, but is usually taboo for two guys to do so. Normally occurs on Fridays and the message is often passed through a forwarded text.

FWD: Fwd: Friday is Slap-ass day! forward to all members of *name random high or middle school* in your contact list!

by Tobilollipop September 7, 2009

fuck my ass

1. An exclamation uttered after an unfortunate turn of events or a negative outcome; can be used ironically for a positive outcome, though this is less common

2. A phrase utilized when lost in thought, or when memory fails you

3. An open invitation for anyone listening to play pop goes the weasel in your cornhole

"Check engine light? Fuck my ass, just what I wanted to see."

"L'see.. loaf of bread, taters, milk.. fuck my ass, what else am I forgetting?"

"Fuck my ass. No seriously, please insert any and all objects into my nether regions."

by ahnaanemiss September 30, 2012

Hot piece of ass

Somebody who is absolutely fine af and is extremely attractive. You would describe this person as hot, sexy, etc.

Wow Rob is such a hot piece of ass. His eyes are as blue as the ocean and you can see his biceps through his shirt!

by SarahSpeakstheTruth April 12, 2015

bad-ass-motherfucker

(n) 1) a person or being that is considered to be intimidating and tough, and is generally able to take on almost most other persons or beings in a conflict, whether it be verbal or physical.
(n) 2) the name of the wallet that belongs to Juelz, played by Samuel L. Jackson, in the bad-ass movie, "Pulp Fiction"

1) Arnold Schwarzenegger is a bad-ass motherfucker. Especially in films like "Predator" and "Terminator 2".
2) I would piss my pants if Jet Li wanted to fight me; he's a bad-ass-motherfucker.

by shadow6 July 24, 2006

uniacke packs ass

a phrase found in the halls of fairfield county schools, it sums up the activities Kyle Uniacke with it's simplicity.

origins: the cafeteria of fairfield prep.

dude, it says UNIACKE PACKS ASS! everywhere in this place!

by Drew V. July 10, 2004

Eat my ass

Means anything that you don't really want to do that someone wants you to do.

Hey man, why don't you come to the gym later? And I told him, why don't you eat my ass?

by The real slim shady 907 May 15, 2016