sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017

Fairytale me

To make it sound/look like somebody's life is better than what it really is.

person 1: Ya, like you would know!? You have the perfect life!
person 2: Don't fairytale me, bro

by NormanS August 15, 2017

suave me in the ass

when you want your lord and gay sauce savior to pound your ass, you say this word.

hey suave, suave me in the ass just like you did falco

by suaves lover April 18, 2018

Me

A word that describes you so you don't have to say your name when you talk

Like for example it's me

by M8900 August 18, 2017

do the do with me

Fuck me

"Hey babe wanna do the do with me?"
"Yes babe I wanna do the do with you."
sex fuck me

by mouselicker August 20, 2017

poach me baby

Put me in boiling water till I go runny so I can shit in your mouth

Oooooo yeah poach me baby

by Egg 🍳 September 3, 2017

fuck me

it means: fuck me

Man1: Dammit!

Man2: What?

Man1: I forgot to study before the test.

Man2: Sucks for you.

Man1: I know it...it... just-st-st...Fuck me.

by Kruk15yrbeach February 27, 2019