douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

strong-man long-cock

a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it

person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”

by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020

Cock

A cock is a generally wild beast of an animal of which boasts when excited. If a Cock ever witnesses an exciting event, such as seeing a wet pussy, it will become happy and satisfied for the day.

"dude, my cock is outta control!"

by VGLNTE November 21, 2021

Cock dopey

When the sex is that good you can't talk or be responsible 😂

The sex was that good I became cock dopey, not myself .. Amazung

by Lee 💋 August 2, 2022

drain cock

A bull dike lesbian. A female (wannabe male) that has a drain in the private parts instead of a spigot.

Hey Jane! How did your date go with Pat the other night? It was going well until I went to grab his dick and he ended up being a drain cock.

by Tennessee Pelt August 2, 2011

Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40

My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense

by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020

Cock vac

N.

1. penis pump

Dude, Jeff got a new cock vac today!

by Spittle Masta August 11, 2008