A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
by airborne8 October 28, 2010
Get the One Sheet Shitmug. that shitty piece of shit
by johny fucking depp January 14, 2021
Get the shitty piece of shitmug. When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
Jill: I'd like to borrow your bike so that I can go down to the grocery store.
Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck.
Jack: Sorry Jane, its got a flat, you're shit out of luck.
by James McKey March 9, 2006
Get the shit out of luckmug. 3,000 people were waiting for the movie 7 hours before it opened. When it was announced that the movie would not be showing, 50 chimps on motorcycles parachuted down from the sky. The monkeys pulled out assorted automatic assault weapons and then the shit hit the fan.
by John_the_WOTist May 15, 2003
Get the shit hits the fanmug. by King Roiben July 24, 2007
Get the beat the shit out ofmug. An extremely unacceptable situation, especially one that involves a high degree of bad luck or unfairness.
After being crapped on by a bird for the third time in one day, Roger remarked "Man, this is some fucked up shit."
by Treebor July 22, 2007
Get the fucked up shitmug. by melsie February 15, 2010
Get the oh shit sonmug.