Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit

you fucking cock monkey

by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020

Cock-eyed

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

Cock

Isak Nordlander has a big one.

Big cock, that's Isak Nordlander

by Isak Nordlander December 12, 2016

Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.

South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.

by Texas Man November 26, 2018

cock and ball roundabout

when a group of men (usually in a group of six or more) all have anal intercourse with one another all lined up in a circle.
The roundabout only finishes when all men participating have climaxed, becuase of this, Cock and ball roundabouts often need a safeword.

''these guys are pretty intense, i heard one time they did a Cock and ball roundabout''

by frog spider in mouth August 21, 2019

Dirty Cock Rocket

A large cock otherwise known as a hammer that often see the inside of an asshole.

His dirty cock rocket was ridden hard.

by Tedjoeyemma May 28, 2020

Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick

I found a shitty Pop cock

by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015