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fat man sounds

The sounds one typically associates with a fat man. The 'daaaaaah' of sitting in or the 'hrrrrrnnngh' that accompanies the getting up from a chair for example.

All fat man exertions come complete with a fat man sound.
You're so chunky now you make the fat man sounds and don't even realise it!!
by renstar July 9, 2015
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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi August 4, 2023
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Dead man tired

So tired you are unable to move and appear to be deceased to the naked eye.
I pulled an all nighter last night and now I am dead man tired.
by Humanbean201513 November 18, 2018
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Cool Waffle Man

Cool waffle man is a criminal cause burning down pancake factory and caught stealing waffle irons
Cool waffle man: "cool waffle man is a criminal, if found call 911 immediately"
by HumanitysDying January 8, 2020
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dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.
I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.
by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014
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mexi-man taco

when you eat the bean burrito that comes out of a mans ass
jeff: did you hear?
tom: what?
jeff: i gave stacy a mexi-man taco last night
tom: nice
by D. Sanchez! January 24, 2010
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Germ Man Najis

A Very dirty german. And najis is a word means dirty
Ah. I don't like he. He is a dirty Germ Man Najis!
by Senickres August 23, 2021
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