Tapatio Hot Hand

Intimate usage of one's hands; either on one's self or another.

Hey, did you hear? Ricardo was caught giving Tapatio Hot Hands outside Zellers again.

by NBST June 13, 2024

Hot dust

a slang for a cocaine crack

ayeee we need to slangin this hot dust to other blocc

by psuter May 14, 2023

Impaler's Hot Pot

When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)

"I shouldn't have had sex with you last night, we ended up getting an Impaler's Hot Pot!"

by NumaticPatrick September 6, 2016

6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.

Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.

by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024

Stockport Hot Box

When you're so tired of someone's terrible attitude you have no choice but to lay a steamer in a microwave.

She really pissed me off. She's got one hell of a Stockport Hot Box coming her way.

by Stockport Hot Boxer February 23, 2024

Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-Knocker

The time period just before prarie dogging when you first feel a poop coming on. Particularly after having Hu-Hot Mongolian with a boat load of Jalapenos.

on the phone "Hey Jim, I gotta let you go; I got a Mongolian Jalapeno Hot-knocker"

by Hurts 2 Poop May 15, 2019

hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.

Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.

by Sa00 April 14, 2020