The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!
When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.
Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
by NastyLover May 20, 2020
Get the The virgin Hot dogmug. A phrase used to describe a woman who would normally come across as an average Plain Jane, (and even with being a Plain Jane, she's still very sexy, even without having to doll herself up a lot, or make any extreme effort to look glamorous) and she's gorgeous and hot enough to look like she should be a famous celebrity sex symbol, but they're just an average, regular, everyday citizen you'd see out and about at the store, at work on your job, at college, at a restaurant, in your local neighborhood, etc. etc.
The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
The phrase was made popular in the 2000s and 2010s by different internet forum websites and on social networking sites like Twitter (now X), Facebook, Instagram, and most notably Reddit.
"Liam was proud to have–what he considered–a 'Hot Girl Next Door' girlfriend, because he saw her as like a trophy girlfriend who didn't have to do much to be sexy."
by A Black Smartass from America February 17, 2024
Get the Hot Girl Next Doormug. A verb used to describe insufflation of vaporized methamphetamine, usually by getting a long borosilicate glass tube red hot on one end, which the user then places on a pile of meth, instantly vaporizing the substance and allowing for the insufflation of this vapor through the cool end of the glass tube. A broken glass oil burner is often recycled for this purpose.
Cabinet: Mr. President, you have a speech to deliver in about 20 minutes.
Joe Biden: Okay. Let me do some hot reezies and burn a few ants with a magnifying glass before I jerk off.
Cabinet: excellent plan, sir. It is an honor to watch you hot reezie and jerk off.
Joe Biden: Okay. Let me do some hot reezies and burn a few ants with a magnifying glass before I jerk off.
Cabinet: excellent plan, sir. It is an honor to watch you hot reezie and jerk off.
by Gargantuan Scrotum May 22, 2024
Get the Hot Reeziesmug. An effective way to trick a voice program into taking a screenshot. Usually used for games like GTA or Skyrim.
by Goosifyed May 15, 2022
Get the Screen's hotmug. by jlb717 September 22, 2021
Get the Hot Swansonmug. A sit-down fart produced by a person with a vagina that manages to end up in aforementioned orifice for later release.
by kingnutter June 13, 2024
Get the Hot Fannymug. 