skibidi cock

an evil cock. this creature takes control of its host and forces him to watch skibidi toilet at least 12 hours a day. even if you've seen all the episodes this godly spectacle will make you rewatch and even study if there's extra time.

zachary's skibidi cock is so skibidi! ugh!

by skibidiusername April 10, 2024

jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

Cocked in

When you are at a bar and dudes sit on either side of you and you are blocked in (from pussy). Or "cocked in"

Damnit, came to this bar to get some pussy and got "cocked in" by these god damn cocks

by CockedinATL May 16, 2014

cock a doodle doo

a redneck expression to say what's up

cock a doodle doo house farm life bobs

by hijon November 21, 2018

Kindergarten cock

A really small dick!

Damn you have a kindergarten cock!

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013

lithuanian cock wrench

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

cock all

Doing nothing

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then

by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021