Cobble-Cock

A penis made of pure cobblestone

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?

by Lord hamster molester the 5th April 1, 2022

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

cock goddess

A female who all cocks are drawn to. Irresistable to all cocks even if not prevoked by the female.

Man my wife is the cock goddess. No cock can resist her they all want to fuck her senseless

by Rexsixteen May 26, 2018

cock in buns

A chicken sandwich.

Would you like a cock in buns ?

by Kurron Black March 28, 2022

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

What The Cock

To exclaim, and ask simultaneously; "What The Actual Fuck Muhfucka!!!"

"You know I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal like to do bath salts and flakka while fisting himself...." "What the cock is that shit!"

by Spungequan October 26, 2019

touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock

People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023