pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

To pull a WIB

When you could have healed your incontincence condition by just hitting the gym regularily but you opt for a coleostomy instead. You are pulling an “Where I belong” here

You lazy ass, you’re only here to pull a WIB

by Bottler4ts March 10, 2018

Pulling an Ambie

When you fall into an open grave while sipping scotch and inhaling a stoggie.

I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Pulling An Andrew

Getting high off grenadine and eating nothing but jits kibble

He said he’s only ever had three shirley temples and eats balanced meals, but I know he’s pulling an Andrew!

by Supercajafrajalistuhexpealidos March 27, 2022

Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.

LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!

by Sevenlost January 26, 2011

Pulling a Jess

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.

You are pulling a Jess right now

by Sagek25 May 23, 2022

Pulling an Andrew

A phrase referring to someone who has non consensual sex with his baby momma so that she may buy him McDonalds.

Fuck bro, I'm so broke and my fridge is empty. I think Ill be Pulling an Andrew tonight.

by Rhackabong November 7, 2025