by AsherTrasher03 April 01, 2024
Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.
"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."
by TheDevilShivers June 20, 2025
Jealousy of sorts from the potato famine in which some people had potatoes and others had less. Some less fortunate were transported to Australia.
Get rid of that Paddy Potato Syndrome , it's eating ye up inside. And stop drinking around our children ye'll turn them into drunkards.
by sgmc81 July 21, 2018
A girl with Velma syndrome is nerdy-looking, glasses-wearing, mid-length dark haired, and generally short and somewhat curvy.
She does not exuberate feminity nor is at the center of male attention, but she is still quite attractive (usually for reasons like her intelligence, more modest dressing-style, or her mild sense of humor rather that physical appearance).
She also has inopportune moments of vulnerability where she needs extra help, care, and attention (like when Velma looses her glasses).
Basically describes a girl similar to Velma from Scooby-Doo
She does not exuberate feminity nor is at the center of male attention, but she is still quite attractive (usually for reasons like her intelligence, more modest dressing-style, or her mild sense of humor rather that physical appearance).
She also has inopportune moments of vulnerability where she needs extra help, care, and attention (like when Velma looses her glasses).
Basically describes a girl similar to Velma from Scooby-Doo
A: "Hey that girl's kinda hot."
B: "Yeah, but she's got Velma syndrome. She's too modest and smart for you."
A: "You're right. I need a hoe like Daphne."
B: "Yeah, but she's got Velma syndrome. She's too modest and smart for you."
A: "You're right. I need a hoe like Daphne."
by Pino Mino July 07, 2023
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by Mama booth licker December 10, 2023
When one gets euphoria from music, making their life seem like a music video.
You think they are singing about you.
You’re the main character.
You think they are singing about you.
You’re the main character.
by Butterberri June 08, 2024