no-zone

(adj.)

1. not within any of the three New York City flood evacuation zones (A, B, or C), and therefore, COMPLETELY IMPERVIOUS to all hurricane/flood/storm/apocalypse hazards ever

2. atmosphere pollution caused by CFCs

"I've got a no-zone 4th-floor apartment you can crash in. Hurricanes? Fuck hurricanes."

by pooka_g August 29, 2011

Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.

Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.

by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012

Printer Zone

The point in trying to solve printer problems where you loose your mind.

Did you see John? He has been working on that printer for over an hour. I think he has entered printer zone. I would stay away from for a while.

by Polo Pat December 10, 2012

Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.

Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...

by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013

Cop Zone

The area that a sneaker head or hypebeast can cop or get shoes/heat.

person 1 " how good is your cop zone"
Person 2 "bro it sucks now that high valley mall closed, they do that stupid raffle and i can never rsvp any thing"
person 1 " If you pay Brian at foot locker he will hook you up"
person 2 " I AINT PAYING ANOTHER 50 BUCKS. I'M ASS OUT !!!!"

by kicklicker September 5, 2013

Gamer Zone

The moment when a person plays a videogame and becomes so hooked on it that he/she forgets the outside world and thinks that they are the character themselves. The Gamer Zone can be obtained by experienced gamers or amateurs.

I was playing Skyrim and I soon found myself in the Gamer zone. I couldn't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.

by Krimson666 August 19, 2013

Zeus Zone

The area past The Friend Zone and the Family Zone. The point of no return.

"Damn nigga I feel like she I get get curved every time"
"My nigga, you getting in the {Zeus Zone}"

by Nugga October 23, 2013