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Wet Tube

noun - the prelubricated anal canal of someone awaiting a good rump pumping. Variation: wet-tuber - one who lubricates the anal canal of another individual to prep them for a good rump pumping.
Before heading out to hit the scene, ol' Paulie made sure to have a wet tube, as a good scout will always be prepared.
by EvilBastid February 23, 2015
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wet picnic

Sexual intercourse, outdoors, on a blanket. Generally done in fields and meadows.
Brian and Susan went to the park and found a quiet spot to have a wet picnic.
by blindscholar March 3, 2015
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Wet Wanker

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.
Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.
by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016
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Wet Mug

adjective
1. The state of a man's (or woman's) face after performing a lot of oral sex on a woman.

verb (wet mugging)
1. The act of performing oral sex on a woman for long periods of time.
"Yo, did you see DeOnte's face last night? Dude had a straight up wet mug."

"You wanna see if Jamaal want to come meet up for lunch?"
"He said he can't. He's recovering from all the wet mugging he did last night.
by Millarga January 18, 2019
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Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.
While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.
by Filibuster September 26, 2018
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wet period

the period of time where things are wet. with alcohol.
Oh man! I can't wait for wet period, it has been so boring knitting on friday and saturday nights!
by ooookur September 20, 2019
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Wet pancake

A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam
by Normal people other than Chloe February 23, 2017
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