Ex-wagon

The ex girlfriend wagon that all your friends seem to jump on when you break up with them

me- "just deaded that smut"
BFF-" yo you see Danny like all her pictures?"
me-"that faggot jumped on the ex-wagon"

by Tjika October 10, 2012

Spazz wagon

A spazz wagon is a person who is so retarded that they resemble a whole wagon of thickness.

Andy: OMG that chick is soo dumb!
John : Yeah man, she is a fucking spazz wagon

by Johnno spazzo March 27, 2010

Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities

We don’t want none of them fruit wagons in our country

by Suspicious_smalls February 9, 2021

Jack Wagon

slang insult commonly used to describe a ridiculous, nonsensical idiot. The term originated in the west being used to describe the transportation system for prostitutes , hoes, tricks , scalawags, bitches and nappy headed hoes

Out west you better not get caught out in the Jack wagon.

by Charliefyffe December 12, 2018

packing a wagon

Where you have a big ass penis and can tell he has one

Damn John you def packing a wagon

by Currypeople35 January 1, 2024

Pussy wagon

2006 gto

I took thy pussy wagon to the liquor store

by MoreKyle June 5, 2022

Wonder wagon

Kally wally

(don't ask)

wow, Kally wally is a real wonder wagon!

by im rlly bored April 10, 2022