anus waffle

When you shit your pants and sit on it.

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.

by The bully slayer July 8, 2015

waffle#0001

The best moderator on the FearsomeFire Official Server. Became a moderator through illegitimate means, similar to most of the other mods. Does his job great, is active, and only 2-20 people hate him.

Have you seen waffle#0001? He is a decent mod. I thank FearsomeFire and uPilot for keeping him as a mod.

by absolutewaffle March 13, 2022

wacky waffle

When you take a shower start beating your meat, shit yourself and then waffle stomp your shit down the drain!

Jerry did a wacky waffle in the shower last night.

by shaman _u1trastrong January 7, 2021

getting waffled

When you get tricked to sit on a waffle and its now stuck up your ass

Jim: can you come over
john: No sorry i'm to busy getting waffled

by ifjsajfoiewajfoawe July 15, 2020

queenly waffle

A magnificently decorated waffle

That waffle is so amazing looking, it must be a queenly waffle.

by FigmaScrotum June 12, 2018

stoop waffle

The involuntarily release of poop when bending over.

Jade: oh no
Mindy: what?
Jade: I think I just cooked up a stoop waffle

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

Yeah my feet were super disgusting after I waffle stomped my dinner down through my drain

by finnaChippytoothy December 15, 2019