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ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo

The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"

Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.
I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
by mika6969 July 20, 2024
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bunny watch

When two sets of couples (or more) have sex in the same room at the same time without direct involvement with each other's experience.
Tonight, my boyfriend and I are having a bunny watch with Kim and Kanye.
by bUnnYwaTch August 6, 2016
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Watch who you up

"Fuck you bitches"
"Watch who you up yo"

(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"
by James1263 May 9, 2014
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Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
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frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.
I just realized I got a frog watch.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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