The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"
Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
Get the ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUomug. I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!
by mika6969 July 20, 2024
Get the Bird watchingmug. When two sets of couples (or more) have sex in the same room at the same time without direct involvement with each other's experience.
by bUnnYwaTch August 6, 2016
Get the bunny watchmug. Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with them.
"Fuck you bitches"
"Watch who you up yo"
(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"
"Watch who you up yo"
(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"
by James1263 May 9, 2014
Get the Watch who you upmug. by Ksjsfhwosjdgd July 7, 2021
Get the i watching youmug. A term for an abandoned sexual partner.
The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.
The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.
The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.
The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.
The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
Get the Watch Keepermug. by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the frog watchmug.