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vegan

i am a vegan. and i am cool. be like me.
my name is jen. i am pretty. because i am a vegan.
by jen April 10, 2005
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las vegas wake-up

You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.
Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.

6 months later...

Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
by Sandra Browning April 22, 2008
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G-Vegas

G-Vegas is a nickname for Greenville, SC. The term started in the 90's as Greenville's urban and suburban growth began to skyrocket. It's a tongue-in-cheek term for the city due to it's newfound fame on various best cities in the US lists and its position as the largest metro area in SC (3rd largest in the Carolinas). Term made popular by local business like G-Vegas Volleyball and G-Vegas Nights Photography.
There's nothing happening in Augusta tonight... why don't we hit up G-Vegas for the weekend -- we can catch a Greenville Drive game, grab some sushi downtown and chill at Falls Park.
by Andy_Dufresne July 31, 2018
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Vegan

Vegans have actually researched how their bodies work.
They realise that our entire digestive system works the best when supplied with plantfood.
This is supported by SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE.
They have also realised that eating meat gives you a HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING CANCER.
And that drinking milk has been UNDENIABLY LINKED TO BREAST CANCER AND OSTEROPOROSIS.
They are generally fit, healthy looking and aren't fat-asses. There are many vegan atheletes and awesome-looking celebrities so dont give me your mal-nutrition bullshit.
They also sit and laugh at people who sit and preach about how little animals get stuck under harvesting equipment, because the meat and dairy industries are one of the leading contributors to global warming and also ruin the lives of poorer people in countries overun by soya plantations (95% of which are used to feed livestock).
Do some research, THEN argue against veganism, or maybe you can't, because there is no arguement. There is just ignorance.
I'm a vegan, and i actually care about other people which i why i like to let people know that they are killing themselves with a diet they've been brainwashed into believing is good for them by the multi-billion dollar meat and dairy corporations. Sorry for bothering you.
by Notadummy November 16, 2011
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vegana

A woman's vagina used for masturbating with vegetables.
She bangs her vegana to orgasm with a cucumber.
by Cap'n Black Crane. February 25, 2014
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pesco-vegan

A creature that does not exist. It is impossible to be vegan and eat fish. It is like saying you are an Atheist-Christian.
V- I'm vegan.
PV- Oh really? I'm a pesco-vegan!
V- ?
by finna February 25, 2009
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Vegan Idol

A person who is a very knowledgable, practicing vegan, one that aspiring vegans can look up to for inspiration and guidance.
"Leanne, I'm hungry, what should I eat? You are my vegan idol!"
by Jessica Cox May 6, 2008
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