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turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little
by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017
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Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell
I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us
by Healefty November 26, 2017
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turtle bobing

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop
by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017
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turtle smack

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.
“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”
by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017
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turtle hole

by nom-de-plume December 8, 2017
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Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018
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turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked
yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!
by turtle spank February 5, 2018
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