turtle fuck

To light a cigarette off of another cigarette that is already lit

John: I need a light for my cigarette.
Bob: I don't have anymore matches, I'll just give you a turtle fuck.

by jiblair July 26, 2005

Turtle head

Used when describing an intense need to crap.

Hurry up and stop at a bathroom, I've got a turtle head.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Ultimate turtle

An extemely slow-moving, lazy, or sluggish person or object. Often has the phrase "at the pace of" preceeding it.

"This person in front of us is walking at the pace of an ultimate turtle"

"The ketchup is coming out of the bottle at the pace of an ultimate turtle"

by Amy B. November 24, 2005

Turtle Beaking

The act of someone shoving their nose into someone else's foreskin. Usually occurring after ejaculation of the sperm.

Person 1: I heard that Sally and Kyle preformed the act and process of Turtle Beaking.

Person 2: Really? Why that is a rather strange way to express each others devotion towards one another.

by Korgath the Barbarian November 29, 2010

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 13, 2015

turtle pussy

Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.

girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."

by n-d-j-s April 4, 2009

Turtle Fuck

Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle

i totally turtle fucked her

by master-debater66665 July 16, 2009