jive turkey

can be a liar or a cheater. A dumb/stupid person.

Get away from me you jive turkey!

by WiseDraco April 3, 2008

Turkey Slap

1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.

2. Going out with a much older man.

1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.

2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.

3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!

4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.

by Charles Singher October 19, 2011

Turkey Neck

When someone who is bladdered dances by moving their neck from side to side. Very annoying.

Paul was dancing with a right old Turkey Neck the other night.

by DogMonkey October 1, 2003

turkey arms

Upper arms disproportionately large in relation to forearms, giving a person's arms a resemblance to cooked turkey drumsticks.

Wow, nice turkey arms! Thanksgiving isn't until next month you know!

by turboPocky April 19, 2006

turkey sandwhich

1)a sandwhich made out of turkey
2) being completley owned by someone

1) dude this turkey sandwhich kicks ass
2) DUDE U HAV JUST BEEN TURKEY SANDWHICHED FOO

by WANG CHANG July 5, 2004

Cold Turkey

Cold turkey is the term used to describe a turkey which is not any of the following:
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey

My Mum forgot to cook the turkey again... so we had to have cold turkey

by turkeylover December 26, 2013

Turkey is not Europe

The most frequent comment under every Reddit/Instagram/etc post that features a map of Europe. Given the country of Turkey's geographic location straddling both Europe and Asia, it is featured in almost every post with a Europe map. Most people who comment this are just trolling, pretending to be triggered over Turkey being a part of Europe. However, this is also likely linked to Turkey's recent negotiations of entrance to the European Union, which many people are strictly against.

fanmaps: Here is a map of the primary language group of each European country *features turkey*
Random user: TURKEY IS NOT EUROPE

by nickcityplanner July 18, 2020