Bangin Tunage

Phrase used by bloody chavs to describe a good bit of music

'woah maaate..u herd that new dj happy song? god thats sum rate bangin tunage!'

by Nathan Coleman & Natalie West December 18, 2005

fappal tunnel syndrome

From FAP + carPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.

Getting a strained wrist from working a computer mouse with one hand (e.g., to download porn), and jacking self off with the other. It's generally the lower of the two wrists that develops the syndrome first.

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"Jed says his right (left) wrist hurts."

"Probably poor ergonomic design at his workstation. He's wanked himself into a case of Fappal Tunnel Syndrome. Someone get a crowbar and pry him off that computer. Sheesh!"

by al-in-chgo March 20, 2011

Coon tune

As sung by ZZ Top and as used by gearheads/motorheads for decades a coon tune is a tune up without new parts. Clean the plugs, set the dwell and timing, adjust the carb. This was done before a race or a night of cruising that some action with other cars was expected. After the night out, the car was detuned for easier driving and better mileage. Don't know if it's racist or not but black folks back in the day generally didn't have a lot of bread. Don't hear it used much anymore probably because it sounds it.

See ZZ Top's Manic Mechanic: I done put the coon tune on that bet/vette (often disputed)

by Ratchethead April 7, 2021

Mersey Tunnel

Large, oversized vagina that offers no sexual satisfaction

Look at that Mersey Tunnel. You could get lost in there.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Making tuna sandwiches

Slang for having a wank

An example of making tuna sandwiches is :
OMG dude I just made tuna sandwiches and now my hands stink

by Stu89 February 13, 2007

Vaginal Wind Tunnel

When a woman's vagina is beyond loose. The vaginal wind tunnel tends to queef very often and a man gains no pleasure from being inside one.

"Yo bro, i heard that bitch was hella tight"

"Nah B"

"Hot dog down a hallway?"

"More like a Vaginal Wind Tunnel"

by StevePCwall January 31, 2009

Tunnel Cunt

A woman with such a loose and wide-set vagina that engaging in such sexual activities as intercourse hold no purpose for the male as it seems and feels as if he is throwing a sausage down a corridor.

TUNNEL CUNT ! SELF EXPLANATORY!

by SQUARE89 December 16, 2008