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tossing the waffle

When your girl got a yeast infection so you go anal instead
Tossing the waffle is so much easier than waiting on her infection to go away
by Pmoney-99 December 9, 2016
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Triton Toss

Where you shove your fist up someone’s pussy and hold them up by your first and throw them off by fist pumping the air. Usually not for pleasure.
“Dude I triton tossed Sally last night. That bitch was getting on my nerves.”
by Miss Rose🥀 January 15, 2018
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toss

To throw a fat whip on a dirtbike over a jump
by Xander220 February 11, 2025
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Toss Untir day

October 31th: This is a day dedicated to taking a moment to throw or toss anyone known by any person as Untir. This celebration is the same day as a lesser known celebration referred to as "Halloween".
Toss Untir day - "I tossed Untir out of the courthouse for fucking up and showing up in a Kana Arima cosplay."
by Not the melon child October 29, 2024
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Deviled toss salad

The act of when your tripping on LSD acid and Xanax then decide it's a great idea to eat ass of a angry bull
Josh- bro I'm tripping I see an angry bull let's give him the deviled toss salad
by @$$blaster November 7, 2021
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Toss the football

When two people sit ass to ass and squeeze out a firm turd and push it back and forth into each other.
Jamie and Jason were so gay. They toss the football all night.
by jimsnickery April 21, 2024
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Cornhole TP Toss

When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.

Big Easy: Go ahead...

Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.

Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
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