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Tiananmen Square Snatch

When a woman's vagina is so blown out that it goes from looking like and upside down triangle to a full blown square.
Yael: Was that bitch as good in the sack as you'd hoped?

Gunter: Nah, man, that bitch had a Tiananmen Square Snatch.
by Divinas Commedia September 9, 2011
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Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.
Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
by Bructus August 13, 2010
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[blowing smoke up your snatch]

When someone is putting you on, or being a kiss-ass.
"Gurl, no offense, but Dabreesha was totally blowing smoke up your snatch when she told you that dress looked good on you."
by Acerrico August 17, 2008
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When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.
“Did you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”

“Yeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.
by Icelandic_Fart_Police December 3, 2019
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Bust a kitten in your snatch-hole

When your fellow-mate is being (see douche/pussy) you may "bust a kitten" in there snatch hole
D if you cant stop being a douche Im going to bust a kitten in your snatch-hole
by Lmfkr September 30, 2019
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peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit

a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!
dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious
by [mtn.dew.me] November 9, 2009
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Barking up a snatch trail

When a male is intrigued by a female (snatch) and then continues to woo her until he fails or succeeds.
Person one; Hey dude you "Barking up a snatch trail" yet?

Person two; Yeah bro, that fine blonde from that get together at the creek.
by 7oh! June 16, 2010
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