Hay wagon

When an alcoholic stops drinking by substituting the use of marijuana.
Also see California Sober.

I had to stop drinking and get on the wagon.

But the bumps in the road aren't so rough when you're riding the hay wagon.
(Winking)

by christostef August 8, 2023

Stroke wagon

Someone who is really stupid and doesn’t know what there taking about and is always talking out there ass

You have no idea what your talking about you stroke wagon

by anonymous April 2, 2024

Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.

*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024

kuck wagon

A random trope of people that you have never met, know nothing about, have no presuppositions about, and might not vibe with but caught your attention rolling down the street with more than 2 people in attendance.

Bill: Man have you seen how many crypto bros went missing last year?
Eddy: Why is that relevant now? Did you not just see that kuck wagon rolling by? They might be looking for trouble..or street facing tiny classified ads..

by $TXzenmonkey April 29, 2024

lesbian war wagon

Any Subaru especially a Subaru Forester.

"Dude did you see that dike in the Subaru ? She was on a mission in her Lesbian War Wagon to save someone from being Trumped.

by Sarge1976 February 17, 2024

mammy wagon

West African vehicle constructed on a lorry chassis, for carrying passengers and/ or goods

The only available means of transport was the mammy wagon waiting at the bus terminal

by Milowight March 17, 2024

Wagon wheel

Safety precaution when in a pool or water. Get in a circle and dock each other in a wagon wheel configuration to form a Faraday cage to fend off lightning strikes

The storm was rolling through so the boys and I formed a wagon wheel so we didn’t have to get out of the water

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022